i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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