READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize