I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize