if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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