a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Congratulations! We have a period
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