I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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