would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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