He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
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so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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