so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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