That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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