im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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