No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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