I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i out mim tonsoeep
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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