Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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