she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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