things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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