Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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