I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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