Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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