Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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