I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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