no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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