You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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