Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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