and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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