why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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