How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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