I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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