Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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