is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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