She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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