Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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