the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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