I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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