It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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