she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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