We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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