This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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