you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up