Last Night in Virginia (804)

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  i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.

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  i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.

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  that would mean it's on tape

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  no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies

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  you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms

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  he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.

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  I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.

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  Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.

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  If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.

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  names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.

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  he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms

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  Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...

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  ...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks

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  At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.

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  Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.

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  .....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you

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