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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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