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(612): View more from Minnesota

I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A

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(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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(219): View more from Indiana

Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.

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(207): View more from Maine

dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat

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(864): View more from South Carolina

So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.

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(708): View more from Illinois

We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now

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