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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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