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(928): View more from Arizona

note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea

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(937): View more from Ohio

Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate

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(719): View more from Colorado

tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.

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(518): View more from New York

Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant

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(757): View more from Virginia

It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like

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(212): View more from New York

her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum

(212): View more from New York

i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls

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