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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I need help removing her.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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