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(518): View more from New York

and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card

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(708): View more from Illinois

She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.

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(561): View more from Florida

george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.

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