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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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