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(561): View more from Florida

Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?

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(208): View more from Idaho

How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?

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(602): View more from Arizona

Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(401): View more from Rhode Island

apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"

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(302): View more from Delaware

I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn

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(815): View more from Illinois

you thought your balls were fighting each other...

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