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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.

(1-843): View more from South Carolina

My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?

(843): View more from South Carolina

Maybe

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(289): View more from Ontario

Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(443): View more from Maryland

Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.

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(440): View more from Ohio

The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore

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(904): View more from Florida

I want your cock.

(910): View more from North Carolina

All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd

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