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(479): View more from Arkansas

there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express

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(714): View more from California

Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?

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(773): View more from Illinois

Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.

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(518): View more from New York

All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss

(301): View more from Maryland

OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?

(518): View more from New York

Doritoesssssss

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(301): View more from Maryland

My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"

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(240): View more from Maryland

last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours

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(847): View more from Illinois

u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends

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(303): View more from Colorado

My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.

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(207): View more from Maine

we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?

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